afro-latino: “ mariposavenenosa: “ wolf-of-wakanda: “ helloautumnleaf: “ kathereal: “ soshae: “ libertarirynn: “Preach it Ashley. ” THIS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” COME THRU ASHLEY! ” Thank you. Because a rapist automatically is titled “he”…..women...

afro-latino:

mariposavenenosa:

wolf-of-wakanda:

helloautumnleaf:

kathereal:

soshae:

libertarirynn:

Preach it Ashley.

THIS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME THRU ASHLEY!

Thank you. Because a rapist automatically is titled “he”…..women objectify men’s bodies and then try to say “well they do the same to us!” When you call them out on it. Stop supporting self-contradicting feminism and support moral sexuality of all humans

notice how little notes this has.

I’ve met sooo many guys who lost their virginities to their grown ass babysitters it’s sick af.

Lost mine to my mothers best friend at the time. Watch the people you leave around your child, even the ones you’d trust with your life.

mockingborb:

vorrible:

yiffpunk:

scumfuckus:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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latias:

darthanonymous:

latias:

me when no pictures load

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THE PICTURE WONT LOAD

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deatheatspicklechips:

uppestoftownchics:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via tigerleli)

The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

glittahgurl:

jehovahhthickness:

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

Educators that actually care about you succeeding no matter how many times you fail at first are a godsend

actualaster:

homotologist:

argumate:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

tami-taylors-hair:

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

Tapper: You don’t have to swear on a bible, that’s not actually a law.

Spokesman:

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holy shit that question killed him instantly, you could see the life leaving his eyes

Tumblr just lets you post snuff videos huh

GOP dumb as shit

And these people who have no idea about the existing laws are the ones in charge of them

surprisebitch: “oliveoilbby: “ fartingfrommyeyeballs: “ oliveoilbby: “ The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH ” Theres no non creepy way to say this but tell your uncle to send that 🍆 my way. And I dont mean the ones pictured...

surprisebitch:

oliveoilbby:

fartingfrommyeyeballs:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

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Theres no non creepy way to say this but tell your uncle to send that 🍆 my way. And I dont mean the ones pictured above.

Lol he’s very happily married to another very bearded man and they bake and have 3 rescue pitbulls and as you can tell a very big garden and are a gay wet dream tbh

that is so cute aaw

tealesbian:

churchnotmadewithhands:

tealesbian:

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

scarlet–raven:

trainsforbrains:

no-nami:

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

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It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

shoshanah-ben-hohim:

suicunesrider:

fanfuckery:

liberalsarecool:

millennial-review:

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Never normalize Nazis.

I hate _% of people statistics being used like “oh it’s such a small number” cause 1% is a small number but 1% of 7 billion is 70 million. That’s more than the population of the UK, France or Italy.

6% of the US is 19 million, as stated above. There are only 3 states that have over 19 million people in them. 19 million is the population of the entire state of New York. That’s more than half the population of California.

Taking populations and turning them into percentages is okay until you try to say “oh that’s not a lot of people” but the reality is… That’s millions. That’s enough to be its own country. That’s fucking scary.

Like don’t get me wrong, that’s nicer than the idea that Americans are split pretty 50/50 on such issues…. but that’s still 3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country.    6% is a nice, softened way of saying “over 1 in 20 people”.

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. 

Let that sink in. Then think about how your Jewish friends and neighbors feel right now, and have been feeling all this time.

jabberwockypie:

eternalanimation:

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“I will annoy you into submission.” is an awesome, awe-inspiring threat/promise.

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